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booted once on june 30th. please help replenish my buddy kist
Joke 1
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the ward, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually
joined in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper, and held it up to him.
"OK," he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up to him.
Harold nodded, and said, "Carry on, ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, with a very sizable erection.
"Oh, good grief, "cried Ethel, "not the breathalyzer test again!"
Joke 2
the united states is larger in size than all of europe. yet the women in europe are far more liberal. you would think statistically we would have as many freaky chicks, gang bang girls, exhibitionists, but thats not the case american chicks have too many hang ups. if im wrong, prove it. i have nothing but women on my friends list and the wildest are from germany, the netherlands and other places in europe. ladies loosen up, men are dying from heart attacks and other stress related illnesses because they need pussy. why do you think porn is a multi billion dollar business. of course there exceptions carol.
 each person that comes to my site returns an average of 17 times. i rarely add things except for the music i just put on which i hope you all on enjoy. and i hope the humor puts a smile on your face. i have a feeling im about to get booted again as i pissed off some beastiality freak and she reported me. i have a site on myspace if you like my stuff thats where i will be. im more than happy to help anyone find anything on the net or do my best to explain things the way i see them. AND IM NEVER WRONG LOL. 
| Roland The Headless Thompson G | | The Best Of Warren Zevon - A | | Warren Zevon | | | Warren Zevon - Hit Somebody (The Hockey Song) Release version | | | | | |
| Japan Calls The Taliban | | Shock Jock Christmas | | Carlos Mencia | | | Other Idiots From Arkansas | | White Album | | Lewis Black | | | Ron White - Hummers In Heaven | | | | | |
Warren Zevon - My Shit's Fucked Up Lyrics
(Warren Zevon) Well, I went to the doctor I said, "I'm feeling kind of rough" He said, "I'll break it to you, son [Warren sings, "Let me break it to you, son"] Your shit's fucked up." I said, "my shit's fucked up?" Well, I don't see how-" He said, "The shit that used to work- It won't work now."
I had a dream
Ah, shucks, oh, well
Now it's all fucked up
It's shot to hell
Yeah, yeah, my shit's fucked up It has to happen to the best of us The rich folks suffer like the rest of us It'll happen to you
That amazing grace
Sort of passed you by
You wake up every day
And you start to cry
Yeah, you want to die
But you just can't quit
Let me break it on down:
It's the fucked up shit 
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que te den por culo jillipollas |
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You are a Stupid **** who deserves to be beat like that. did you ever once think that the person in those pics WANTED to be Raped by women?? you Dumb****!!!
I hope you are happy that your Rude comments got you deleted from the Group and by some chance you happen to get back in you will be deleted again. no-one needs or wants to see your rude-ass comments, keep them to yourself.
btw.........have you anything to offer this Group besides your fucked-up comments?? I didn't think so.
Good Riddance Jackass!!! |
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Your one stupid idiot. I hope your demeanor reflects your pityful life. |
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dude ur one fugly excuse for a human being, and if u think youre going to hurt my suzi, you better know youll have to go thru me you fugly piece of pig puke |
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"whats this supposed to be besides a bunch of bullshit, NO MEN. id like to beat this mistress silly"
If you don't like how the contract is written, Edit it to your needs dumb***. And BTW, I am not a Mistress nor a Slave, I was made Admin of that Group by Goddess Nicu. I suggest if you have a problem with that, you can take it up with her and one more thing.........if you think you are going to beat me silly you have another thing coming. I am not about to sit here and take any **** from you Sir. |
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aweosme vids David don't stop posting they're great i don't know where you find them but don't stop would love to see more of the pussy pumping and an invite would be awesome thanks Cabo |
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the vids of soda bottle and pussy pump were very hot i hope you can post some more |
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Like the vid of the soda bottle you posted |
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Your comments on my pictures . After I check out your page and you . I can clearly see that you real are a Dick head . Feel free to be rude any time . After all you are clearly a joke |
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 have a great weekend. pw.... |
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